#c-o-l-a cola

[britneyshakespeare]

i met her in a club down in old soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like moxie cola

[hermits-crab]

FLUFF ALPHABET W/ SAM — STARDEW VALLEY

SUMMARY: The Fluff Alphabet by @snk-warriors featuring Sam!

CONTAINS: sfw, gn! reader, fluff, established relationship

NOTES: My second favorite bachelor, I love this fcking guy <3

A = Activities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

Sam really enjoys playing the guitar for you! And if you play too, even better! He loves having jam sessions together.

B = Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Sam loves your lips and eyes. He loves that your eyes can be so cute or so seductive, and that your lips always look so kissable.

C = Comfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Hugging is Sam’s go-to for comforting someone. He’s a very good hugger. He’ll hold you close and let you hide in his chest. He’s not always good with words so he’ll take to petting your head while reminding you that you’re okay and safe.

D = Dreams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

He likes the idea of being your rocker boyfriend/husband; having you along for the ride as he tours or in the studio when recording a new song. After that, he’s sure he wants to be a dad and raise a family with you!

E = Equal - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

He’s neither dominant nor passive. He respects you and your work and hopes you do as well! He never wants to intrude on your work and he’ll only help if you ask him to.

F = Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

He hates arguing. He avoids it at all costs. If you start arguing, he’ll roll over like a dog and apologize, saying he was wrong (even if he wasn’t—something he’s working on). After you’ve had some space from each other, he’s the first to apologize, coming up behind you with a hug and kissing your neck and shoulders. Try as you might, it’s so hard to stay mad at him!

G = Gratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

It’s not something he dwells on too often. Not that he isn’t grateful—he is!—but the thought doesn’t really cross his mind. When he does, he gets a big, goofy grin on his face when he thinks about all the ways he’s grateful for you and your life together. He feels like the people in his life don’t take him seriously, except you and he’s grateful for that.

H = Honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Sam is a very honest person! He’s always had trouble lying to his mother. He doesn’t really do anything worth lying about either and he’s very open. He’s likely to forget to tell you about something but he’d never keep anything from you intentionally, unless he thought it was in your best interest that he did.

I = Inspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

You’ve both changed each other in different ways! Sam has taught you to have more patience and you’ve helped Sam to be more organized. You’ve helped people to see that he’s not an immature kid anymore but a responsible young man with a sense of humor.

J = Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

He rarely ever gets jealous—he trusts you with his whole being! But if he does, he doesn’t get mad or anything but he starts getting really clingy and physically affectionate. More than usual.

K = Kiss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

He was ready to kiss you the minute you entered your relationship. While he is a good kisser, he is also sloppy. Your first kiss together was a little intense because he kissed you like a man starved. It wasn’t planned either so he definitely tasted like pizza or cola.

L = Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Like any desirable man, he sneaks you through his bedroom window and hides you from the prying eyes of his mother.

M = Marriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Sam doesn’t feel one way about marriage. He’d be happy as your boyfriend or as your husband! But if he were to… he’ll initially want to propose to you on stage at one of his concerts. Luckily, his friends talk him out of that, saying that could put pressure on you to say ‘yes’, or you saying ‘no’ could be humiliating for you both. He asks his parents for advice; Kent suggesting somewhere sentimental and Jodi suggesting somewhere romantic. He ends up not being able to contain his excitement long enough to go through with any plan. He proposes to you as you’re walking back to the farm one night. It actually proves to be perfect; the two of you alone, under the stars.

N = Nicknames - What do they call their s/o?

Babe, baby, cutie, girly/pretty girl (if you’re a woman), mama/daddy (if you have children or are expecting). They’re basic and a little juvenile but you love them! He gets nervous when you don’t call him a nickname, assuming the worst lol.

O = On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Sam is already a bubbly and optimistic person. But when he starts dating you, he can’t wipe the dopey smile off his face! He no longer dreads going into work (which Shane quickly picks up on), he practically slips through town, and he can’t keep his hands off of you. It’s obvious, to say the least.

P = PDA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

He’s so excited to announce that you’re dating when you start! Definitely not shy to kiss or hug you in public. He’s physically affectionate with all of his friends though so unless he kisses you, an onlooker might assume you’re just friends.

Q = Quirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

Sam is a very good listener! He’ll listen intently as you boast, complain, cry, or talk about nothing. He’s also very agreeable. Did someone piss you off? Yeah, they suck! Got cash-back and want to use for a getaway together? Sure, he’d love to spend some quality time with you!

R = Romance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

He tries to be romantic but he’s a bit clumsy. He tries to make you your favorite food but messes up the recipe. Or he runs a bath for you with rose petals and scented oil but when you enter the bathroom, the tub has overflowed. It’s the thought that counts!

S = Support - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Absolutely! He’ll assist you in anyway you ask him to. He feels it’s only fair since you’ve helped him so much before with his band and defending him from his mother and Mayor Lewis.

T = Thrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Sam loves some thrill and adventure! He’s so happy being with you but he gets a bit antsy so every week, you two go out and do something new. Attend a local concert, eat at a different restaurant, go dancing—whatever strikes you interest!

U = Understanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

He is very empathetic. He’s not very confrontational so while he will get mad on your behalf, he’s more inclined to feel sad when you are. He absolutely hates seeing you cry and might shed a few tears when you do (but he’ll never let you see).

V = Value - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

All of Sam’s relationships are very important to him! He wouldn’t think twice before sacrificing his stuff, or Yoba forbid, himself if it ever came down to it. He’s quite impulsive already so he definitely has before when it really wasn’t necessary. But it goes to show just how far he’s willing to go for you.

W = Wild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Sam teaches you how to skateboard, if you don’t know how to already! He makes you wear knee and elbow pads (partly for his own amusement). He’s so proud of you once you start to learn! He also offers to teach you how to play the guitar. You have little jam sessions together where he leads, while you’re still learning.

X = XOXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

If you didn’t already know how, Sam has taught you how to skateboard! He insists you wear knee and elbow pads (even though you hate how dorky they make you look, that’s part of the fun for him). He’ll also teach you how to play guitar if you don’t know how to either! He loves bonding with you this way and he’s always so excited when you get something right!

Y = Yearning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

He’s kinda very clingy and hates to see you go! He texts you every so often to check in and remind you not to overwork yourself. Huge golden retriever vibes in the sense that he’ll greet you at the door, kissing your face and hugging you tight. Expect him to be all over you for a while after you come back.

Z = Zeal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

He’d do just about anything to prove himself to you. One way he does this is by learning your favorite songs and playing them on the guitar for you! He makes sure he gets them just right before he preforms. Sometimes, he offers to sing and play them softly to you as you fall asleep.

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[raatart]

a complete boycott list in alphabetical order

a complete list of companies / brands / franchises to boycott in support of palestine that i have been working on putting together for a while now.

remember to support your local businesses

stand with palestine against genocide

(Food & Beverages)

A

Activia

Acqua Panna

Akmina

Absolute Vodka

Algida

A&W

Aquafina

Alpro

Actimel

B

Burger King

Baskin Robbins

Ben & Jerry's

Bugles

Betty Crocker

Badoit

Becel

C

Coca Cola

Costa Coffee

Cadbury

Cheerios

Cheetos

Campbells

Calve

Cappy

Chiquita

D

Dominos

Dasani

Dunkin' Donuts

Doritos

Dr Pepper

Danone

Dolcela

Damla

Dogadan

E

Evian

Eden

F

Fanta

Frito-lay

Fruit by the Foot Roll Ups

Falim

Fresca

G

Gatorade

Greggs

H

Hardees

Haagen Dazs

Heinz Ketchup

Hershey's

Hard Rock Cafe

Heinz

I

Innocent

Israeli Fruits & Vegetables

J

Jacob's

Jaffa

K

KitKat

KFC

Kbueno

Kraft Mac & Cheese

Kellogg's

Kraft

L

Lipton

Lays

M

McDonald's

Mars

Marks & Spencers

Maggi

Marila

Monster

Mountain Dew

Mehadrin

Minute Maid

Milk Bar

M&M's

Magnum Ice Cream

Milka Chocolates

N

Nestle

Nestle Cereals

Nescafe

Nesquik

Nespresso

Nido

Nutella

Nature Valley

Nestle Milo

Nestle Carnation

Nestle Coffee Mate

Nestle Nestum

Nimbooz

Nestea

O

Orea

Original Shredded Wheat

P

Papa John's

Pepsi

Pringles

Pizza Hut

Perrier

Pillsbury

Popeyes

Pretty a Manager

Pure Life

Powerade

Popup Bagels

Q

Quality Street

Quaker

R

Redbull

Ruffles

S

Starbucks

Subway

Smartwater

Sweetgreen

Snickers

Sprite

Sabra

Sunkist

Strauss

Smarties

S.pellegrino

Schweppes

Sana

Sirma

Sara Lee

T

Toblerone

Tang

Twix

Tesco

Tropicana

U

V

Vittle

Volvic

W

Wall's

Walmart

Walkers

Wrigley's

X

Y

Z

7Up

(Clothing)

A

America Eagle

Adidas

Alo

Adina Eden Jewelry

B

C

Converse

Calvin Klein

Cat

Castro

D

Drew

Diesel

E

F

G

Good American

GAP

H

H&M

I

J

K

Kamili

L

Levi's

Lumberjack

M

Mango

N

Nike

O

Oasis

P

Puma

Q

R

River Island

S

Skims

Skinny Dip

St. Mark

Style Nadia

T

Timberland

U

V

Victoria's Secret

Vakko

W

We Wore That

Wyeth

X

Y

Z

Zara

(Beauty)

A

Aveda

Amika

Avon

Aussie

Aveeno

Always

Aesop

Ahava

B

Bobbi Brown

Blistex

Bath & Body Works

Britney Spears Fragrance

Becca

Biotherm

Beauty Blender

C

Clinique

Covergirl

Colgate

Calgon

Camay

CeraVe

Christina Aguilera Perfumes

Clean & Clear

Crest

CND

Cacharel

D

Dr. Jart+

Dove

Dettol

Darphin Paris

Dark & Lovely

E

Essie

Elidor

F

Fenty Beauty

Fair & Lovely

G

Garnier

Gillette

Glam Glow

H

Honest Beauty

Haci Sakir

Herbal Essences

Head & Shoulders

Hugo Boss

I

J

Jo Malone

Johnson & Johnsom

K

Kerastase

Kiehl's

Kylie Cosmetics

Kylie Skin

Kotex

L

L'Oreal

Lacome

La Roche-Posey

Lifebuoy

Lux

Lubiderm

M

Maybelline

MAC

Moroccan Oil

Maui

Matrix

Max Factor

N

Nyx

Neutrogena

Nivea

Nature's Beauty

Niely

O

Olay

Origins

Orkid

Oral-B

Oax

P

Pepsodent

Pantene

Q

R

Revlon

Rimmel

Rexona

Rhode

S

Summer Fridays

Schick

Smashbox

Sephora

Sensodyne

Skinceuticals

Skin Better Science

T

The Body Shop

Too Faced Cosmetics

The Ordinary

Tom Ford Beauty

Tampax

Takami

U

Urban Decay

Ulta Beauty

V

Vichy

Vaseline

Veet

W

X

Y

Yes to

Yuesai

Z

(Luxury)

A

B

C

Chanel

D

E

Estee Lauder

F

G

Georgio Armani

H

I

J

K

L

LVMH

Louis Vuitton

La Mer

Lavs

Le Labo

M

Mugler

Maison Margiela

N

O

P

Prada

Q

R

Raplh Lauren

S

T

Tiffany & Co.

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

U

V

Valentino

W

X

Y

Yves Saint Laurent

Z

(Tech & Entertainment)

A

Aol

Amazon

AirBnB

Apple

B

BBC

Buxton

Barbie

Booking.com

C

CNN

D

Disney+

Dell

E

Energizer

F

Ford

Fiverr

G

Galaxy

H

HP

Hyundai

Hulu

I

IBM

Intel

J

K

L

Lego

M

Motorola

Movenpick

Mattel

Microsoft

N

National Geographic

Nokia

Netflix

O

Oracle

Oxi

P

Philips

Q

R

Rolls Royce

S

Siemens

Sodastream

T

Toys R Us

U

V

Volvo

Valvoline

W

Wix

X

Y

Z

(Other)

A

Axa

Ariel

Aero

Ambi Pur

Airwick

Aroma

AVC

Amway

Ace Hardware

Andrex

American Express

B

Bounty

Black & Decker

Bonux

Bref

Braun

Benadryl

Band-aid

Barclays

Blue Cross Blue Shield

Better Help

C

Caltex

Chevron

Culligan

Citi Bank

Chicco

Cravola

Clearblue

Capital One

D

Dash

Drynites

Dosmestos

Doona

E

Expedia

F

Finish

Febreeze

Fixodent

Fairy

G

Goop

Gerber

Gys

H

HSBC

Huggies

Hayat

I

Imodium

J

JCB

K

Kimberly-Clark

Kleenex

L

Lion

Little Swimmers

Lenor

M

Mr Muscle

Minidou

Monsanto

N

Nicorette

O

Omo

P

Pampers

Purina Felix

Payoneer

Palmolive

Protex

Pull-ups

P&G

Prima

Pril

Paramount Pictures

Q

R

Rejoice

Rinso

Rogaine

S

Signal

Sensus

Sudafed

T

Tide

U

Unilever

Us Cellular

V

Vim

Vanish

Vicks

W

X

Y

Yumus

Z

(Places)

A

B

C

D

Disney

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

(People)

A

Ashley Tisdale

Amy Schumer

Andy Beshear

B

Bono

Ben Savage

Bella Thorne

Beyonce

C

Chris Evans

Claire Holt

Ciara

Chris Rock

Chris Pine

D

Demi Lovato

Dwayne Johnson

DJ Khaled

E

Eva Longoria

F

G

Gal Gadot

H

I

Ian Somerhalder

J

Jamie Lee Curtis

James Maslow

Justin Bieber

Jennifer Aniston

Jaclyn Hill

Jack Harlow

Jordan Peele

Joseph Quinn

Jack Black

K

Kylie Jenner

Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner

Kerry Washington

Katie Perry

Karlie Kloss

Khloe Kardashian

Kat Graham

Kendall Jenner

Kourtney Kardashian

L

Lebron James

Lana Condor

Lana Del Rey

M

Millie Bobby Brown

Malala

Mindy Kaling

Mark Hamill

Madonna

N

NFL

Nina Dobrev

Natalie Portman

Nabela

Nicole Richie

Noah Schnapp

O

Octovia Spencer

P

Perez Hilton

Paul Wesley

Phoebe Tonkin

Pia Mia

P!nk

Q

R

Ronaldinho

Rihanna

S

Sofia Richie

Shaquir O'neal

Selena Gomez

T

Tara Strong

Taika Waititi

Taylor Swift

Tyler Perry

U

Usher

U2

V

Vanessa Hudgens

Viola Davis

W

X

Y

Z

[secret-rendezvous1d]

can you imagine the come down with Harry after all these special Wembley shows? this time around, instead of spending the night in a hotel, you decided to head back to your shared flat in London before starting to get ready for Cardiff. and you just spend the days off cuddled up somewhere, in bed, or on the sofa, watching whatever crap is on UK TV. yesterday was Father's Day so you did the obligatory drive round to each of your fathers' with a card and a pressie before coming back, both of you changing into your Love On Tour sets to resume the slothness of the day. and the day before the Cardiff shows are due to start, you're still just taking it slow. maybe doing a clear out of the flat so you don't have to do it when the tour officially ends. just grateful you can go to up to him without any crew members bending his ear, grateful that your boy gets to do what he loves, but also grateful that you get to love him, without any interaction. i'd imagine that as much as the missus loves coming with Harry on his tours, nothing beats nearing the end of it when he'll go into hibernation and it'll just be her and her harry.

oh god- this triggered something in my head and i'm not well- so you guys can deal with it with me...

W E M B L E Y H E A D C A N O N

it doesn't truly hit harry till the end of his four night residency.

the entire week is like a blur - from the moment they land in london after his show in ireland, it instantly flies by and the two of them feel like they don't have the chance to be themselves.

nights one to three, they end it at home.

the first night, he's tired. he forgets just how much of a chokehold that wembley stadium has upon him and he forgets how the entire atmosphere just drains him (in a good way, of course). all he wants is for the two of them to go back to their home, back to their own bed and the comforts of a house and not a hotel room, and collapse under their sheets because it's been too long since they've spent time in their own house.

the second night, they stay for a little while after the show with his family and her family and their mutual friends and his band. having the champagne and the beers and the alcohol that had been left from the previous night because everyone just wanted to enjoy the whole night and wanted to remember it all without being drunk. they wait till the london traffic would have died down so they could go straight home but neither of them cared what time it was that they walked through their front door and slowly got themselves ready for bed.

the third night, they choose to get food on their way home. getting dressed in their comfiest clothing (yn's had to be his love on tour hoodie and harry's had to be his personalised adidas tracksuit that he had custom-made for everyone on his tour) and leaving as soon as they're ready. craving something greasy. burgers. chips. the biggest coca-cola they could find.

at the end of night four, however, hey wait till the very end of the night - when everyone, from the fans to their families to the tour crew to the cleaning crew, was out of the stadium - to just take in the entirety of the venue themselves. a bottle of wine in his hand, two glasses in one of hers, their free hands held together with clenched fingers as they walked down the corridors and made their way back out.

the air is still warm.

the sun is still setting so there's a gentle hue in the horizon of the arch standing high above the stadium.

the lights are still on, the stage is still set up, and all they can do is stand in the middle of the set-up and take in the depth of the place he'd just sold out for four nights. lit up enough for him to truly see what he'd just done.

"mad, innit?"

he sounds so quiet compared to how loud his voice was booming around wembley not more than two hours ago.

"it never gets old. it's so amazing."

they walk down the stage, passed where johnny's place would have been, and sit themselves down in the middle of the peak of the square stage.

legs dangling over the edge.

the sound of wine glugging into two glasses.

"this view will never be something i get used to."

"it's beautiful, h. when it's empty and when it's full of people you've taught to be themselves."

and they sit there for a while; reminiscing about the last thirteen years and the times she'd been able to attend shows that were huge milestones in his career. and they cry a little, with happy tears in their eyes, and they laugh a lot and they just take in everything together.

and yn is always surprised when she feels even more pride in her body - more than she thought she could feel - and listening to him talk about how appreciative and thankful he is for everything, it makes her feel so lucky to be able to be alongside him on his huge journey as becoming who he wants to be.

and when it's time to leave, they're a little wine drunk and it's a good thing that they had a driver driving them home tonight.

kissing in the back of the car, holding hands, being close to one another practically drooling over one another, feeling like teenagers in love. giggling, flushed cheeks, tousled hair atop his head and tendrils falling from her up-do that had managed to stay up for the entirety of the night.

and they made love all night.

a quick one in the kitchen as they made themselves a snack before bed.

in the living room because they couldn't quite make it up the stairs and he couldn't stop looking at her bum as he followed behind her.

at the top of the stairs because he tripped up the second-to-last step and took her to the floor with him, cackling in her face before she started something he just couldn't say no to.

in the shower - their favourite place - washing off their sun-kissed skin and pressing kisses in the path of the scrunchies scrubbing at their skin.

and they finally ended the night in bed. having the softest and the sweetest and the most sensual sex they could possible give each other because all of their emotions were to the brim and bursting from within.

it's practically morning by the time they fall asleep, birds tweeting through the open window and cars passing by as people went to work, but they don't care because he had a day off of travelling and touring the following day and neither of them needed to be up for anything in particular.

[rock-dove-radio]

Fun Fact I am affected by heavy synesthesia and decided to document a few silly things! When i read certain words / letters / numbers i see colors and taste things! As well as with listening to music i see visuals and taste things etc Feel free to ask questions i love answering!

Long post but basically i list brain associations so stuff under cut if you care to read

Anyway to the interesting stuff 😋😋

Color Flavors

🔴 - spicy and bitter with some sweetness. Makes my chest hurt

🟠 - Not sweet or sour it's like a uhh a snow cone

🟡 - frostingless sugar cookie

🟢 - butter

🔵 - steak

🟣 - those little mini cake things they have at weddings

⚫ - sweet and crunchy but has a dust residue like a handful sprinkles

⚪ - pineapple gummy bear

💗 - Walmart birthday cake

Colors / shapes i see when listening to artists

Lemon Demon - navy blue trapezoids and red triangles

Tally Hall - yellow circles and white diamonds

Will Wood - green squares and purple spiral circles (?)

Marina - pink bubbles and white sparkles

Lovejoy - light blue arrows facing downward

Penelope Scott - black semicircles

Mitski - slate colored trapezoids

TV Girl - gray rectangle

Weezer - green boing boing dog toy idk how to describe it

TMBG - orange semicircle really stretched

Oingo Boingo - green circles

Letter and Number Color Associations

A🔴 B🔵 C🟡 D🟢 E🟡 F🔴 G🟤 H🟤 I🔵 J🟣 K🟣 L🟣 M🟤 N🔵 O🔵 P🟣 Q⚫ R🔴 S🟡 T🟣 U🟣 V🔵 W🟣 X⚫ Y⚪ Z🔵 0⚪ 1🔵 2🟢 🟡 4🟡 5🔴 6🟢 7🔵 8⚫ 9🔴 10⚫

Day of the week Equations

10 x 0 = Sunday, 100 - 46 = Monday, 25 - 11 = Tuesday, 4 x 4 = Wednesday, 7 x 7 = Thursday, 5 x 5 is Friday, 10 x 5 = Saturday

Day of the Week Colors

Monday is Black Tuesday is dark blue Wednesday is dark green Thursday is dark purple Friday is yellow Saturday is lavender and Sunday is gray I don't make the rules

School Subject Colors

Math is red, Science is green, social studies is blue, literature / English is purple, art is also green

Number Flavors

0 - the chemicals you blow bubbles with when you accidentally get it in your mouth

1 - plain cracker you get in restaurant baskets

2 - gummy worm that's really old

3 - Doritos

4 - hamburger

5 - giant hot apple left in the sun 2 hours

6 - green apple

7 - steak fajita

8 - grape juice

9 - Hot Dog

10 - seat belt

Smells and Tastes regarding Music

Lemon Demon - lavender candle smell, taste like burger

Tally Hall - rusting Metal smell, taste like cold butter just taken out of the fridge

Will Wood - old church carpet smell, tastes like communion wine

Marina - tropical car refreshener smell, taste like putting a pen in your mouth

Lovejoy - smells like sea salt, tastes like sea salt chocolate

Penelope Scott - smells like rotting wood, tastes like Coca Cola

Mitski - smells like soap, tastes like Christmas cookies

TV Girl - smells like perfume drowning out body odor, tastes like ham sandwich that got ketchup on it

Weezer - smells like hamburger, taste like banana

TMBG - smells like antique store, taste like Olive Garden bread

Oingo Boingo - smells like barbecue, tastes like those big ass erasers people would poke with their pencils in elementary school

Misc

My Name - smells like vanilla perfume from bed bath and bodyworks, tastes like cheese pizza, is the color gold

Five Nights at Freddys - smells like cigarettes, tastes like burger (WHY DOES EVERYTHING TASTE/SMELL LIKE BURGER), is the color purple

Electric Dreams 1984 - smell like a city in Mississippi i went to 7 years ago, taste like red velvet cake, is the color hot pink

The number 999 tastes like watermelon

Pinterest app smells like nail polish and popcorn

Spotify taste like Gatorade

[jamneuromain]

Can you do the slumber party bingo with Coke turner. The wrong number one?

(I love your writing btw)

Yes Ofc! Thank you for your compliment, it means a lot to me <333（and coke turner really has me laughing out loud which inspires me this:

At A Cost

Cole Turner x You (Reader)

Warning: Fluff, Wrong Number, Miscommunication

Summary: Cole is nervous. He is trying to make a reservation at a restaurant, but a wrong dial and a local cell tower maintenance bring him something totally unexpected.

A/N: My fifth entry to the bingo challenge hosted by @the-slumberparty.

"Hello? Hi. I need to make a reservation for two. Is Wednesday night okay?"

There was a stupid drunk dude who crushed his truck directly into a cell tower this early morning. The tower was not that kind of iron monster on the top of the mountain, rather, this cell tower is a simple pole.

Was a pole, with wires tangled at its base, about seven feet or so.

And now it is down. On the ground. Leaving almost every wired phone in the district unavailable.

Well, unavailable is a strong word. The reality is, since the tower-pole is down, every call towards a landline is directed manually, hence creating a long waiting line and static-buzzing calls.

Cole has been pacing in his room, his balcony, and even the edge of the farm five times, just to wait for someone could patch his call to the new restaurant. He has been on two dates so far and the girl he is dating asked him whether they could go try this restaurant next time.

And of course, he says yes.

"Hello? Hi? Can you hear me?" He has to take away the phone from his ears to make sure that the line is open, and after he is certain that the other end is still on the phone, he re-attaches the phone to his ear, "Hello? Anyone there?"

Static buzz annoyingly irritates his ear, but luckily, he captures someone speaking on the other end of the phone.

"We are fully ... Please hold on, I just saw an... available slot. Does ... work?"

A soft voice rings on the other end of the phone, bringing his thoughts back together. "I'm sorry. When is the slot?"

"Thursday ... pm. Is this okay?"

"I'm sorry, Thursday when?"

"... 7 pm."

"That sounds perfect." Cole lets out a long breath. For a second, he was starting to imagine the disappointment and the frustration of his date, Emily. Who is a very nice girl from L.A., but he accidentally overheard her being mean to someone over the phone after their first date.

He would rather not jump to conclusions without knowing more about Emily. For now, he doesn't want to get on her bad side.

"Can I take ... name please?"

"Yeah, sure. It's Cole. Cole Turner."

"Okay, Mr. Coke."

"Nonono, it's Cole. C-O-L-"

"My apologies, Mr. Cola."

"It's not Cola. It's COLE, COLE TURNER-"

"We'll have your ...-vation on Thursday the 24th, by 7 pm sharp, Mr. Coca Cola. Is this your re-... number?"

This has become extremely frustrating. Even without his date present. He hates dating.

"Just book a table under the name Mr. Turner. And yes, this is my number."

"I'm sorry, Sir. Are you saying you want a table booked under the name ...a ?"

"Sorry?"

"... I'm going to need you ... " static, buzz, "Sir, are you there? I'm ..." buzz "Am I ..."

Before the line goes dead.

Yup, this is going to be perfect.

To add insult to injury, it is not until three hours later that a confirmation text sent to his phone that he realizes, he messed up with the restaurant.

Hi Monica Cola, thank you for booking at restaurant Savory Soiree. Your booking is on 08/24 at 7pm. Enjoy your meal.

Monica Cola??? How the hell did the lady get that name?

And he wasn't intended to book at this Savoir... Something! He meant to call the restaurant named Plate & Grill!

Cole has no other choice but to drive to Plate & Grill, since his phone is completely useless right now, thanks to the idiot drunk guy who crashed his car onto the cell tower-

When he gets there, he is even more speechless when he finds out that the restaurant, which is scheduled to open from 10am to 10 pm today, which is Monday, has a big poster sign outside stating that they are having some problems with the local power grid, and won't be open for another two weeks.

Perfect. Just perfect.

Luckily, Savoir...Savory Soiree is just across the street, but with tinted windows and marble black steps, it seems like a slightly fancier restaurant than the Plate & Grill.

After a few apologies in a phone call, Emily agrees to the change of location.

Which is the start of his more-than-miserable third date.

Before Cole was able to reach the restaurant, he stepped on his toes, tripped himself over once, and banged his arm on the cabinet edge.

He should've taken it as a sign and cancel the date. He really should.

But no. He chooses to wear his nice suit and tie, be there on time despite all odds.

"Welcome to Savory Soiree, do you have a reservation?" A woman at the front desk smiles at him. Even though wearing the white shirt and black bowtie uniform, something about you seems different than the rest of the waiters and waitresses. Cole brushes it off as you look more leisurely working at the reception desk, not needing to take care of multiple guests at once.

Cole hastily takes out his phone, showing you the text message he got, rather than saying his "assigned" name in the text.

"Mr... Ms. Monica Cola?"

You try your best not to laugh, as this was the reservation call you took, and the jumpy phone line only allowed you to capture a few syllables rather than his full name.

"It's Cole-" He explains in a rush to Emily, who is looking at him with a mixture of confusion and doubt, "It's Cole- Bad connection, a drunk guy brought down the cell tower and- Can we get our table please?" Almost desperate, he turns to you for help.

You raise your head from the computer, nodding, "Of course, if you will just follow me."

The interior design of Savory Soiree is similar to its outside. With dim yellow glow and a glass jar of candlelight on the table. Dark tiles and dark leather sofas instead of regular chairs. Simple black-leather covered menu with two sheets of paper, containing the French-Italian fusion dishes with a few words of explanation. White plates with golden rims. Even the knives and forks are warm to the touch.

In a cute floral dress, Emily fidgets on her seat.

"Hey. You look amazing." Cole reaches out to take her hand, calming her nerves, "I heard that the lobster here is pretty good."

Emily looks over her shoulder, but doesn't take away her hand.

"I'm sure it does." She manages a smile, withdrawing her arm from his touch as soon as you approach their table.

"Hi, are you ready to order?" You step near with an iPad, "Would you like to start with some drinks? We've got excellent wine, both red and white. If you would prefer some non-alcoholic drinks, we have soft drinks and water."

"Yeah." "No." Cole and Emily say the same time.

They look at each other. Emily looks down at the menu again.

Cole quickly amends his words, "I think we are going to need a couple more minutes. Thank you."

"No problem." You gesture at the side of the table, where there is a small silver button visible, "If you are ready to order, just press this. I'll be with you shortly."

Then you walk away, leaving Cole and Emily at the table.

For the rest of the shift, you were called to the kitchen to help out with inventory. The tables originally assigned to you were allocated to other waiters and waitresses.

It is after an hour and a half that you finally finish all your work and clock out. "Clock out" is more of an overstatement. It is only eight forty in the night and plenty of guests sitting by the table. But none of that is your concern.

After all, you were only here to help out with this "short-staff" situation during rush hours.

You are waiting for your ride home when you notice the man standing right next to you.

"You're ... Cole, right?" Fairly certain of his name this time, you open up to talk, "I was originally gonna serve your table but I got called to the back. Did you enjoy your food?"

Cole takes a little while to realize who you are.

"Oh sure. The food is great. Excellent. The Osso Buco? Perfect. I haven't had such soft and juicy veal for a long time. Pricey, but worth the cost."

He can't help but sigh at the end.

"Ok-ay. Is it anything else you're not satisfied with, if I may ask?"

Mr. Coca Cola does spike your interest. He doesn't strike you as the type of rich folks who would normally come to your restaurant to eat. His suit and his wristwatch say so. Not to mention his plus-one, looking far from blending in.

Cole chuckles at your persistence, "It's not your place that's the problem. Date gone wrong, that's all."

It has gone wrong. Terribly wrong.

Emily didn't like this fancy place and everyone speaking in a low voice. She moved around on the chair as if she had nails under her ass. And when her dish arrived, she claimed avocado is harmful to the earth environment - even though she ordered the dish herself.

She was worrying over the price of this meal. And at the end of this date, after continuously worrying and fidgeting, she gasped in shock at the bill and told the waiter they must be overcharging.

And ran out of this place as fast as she could.

He eyes you somewhat curiously, "I thought you guys would be working till close, like, 10 pm, if not later."

"Nah, I'm just here to help out." But you feel bad about his date and the terrible choice his date made for her dress.

Sundress and fancy restaurant don't really go well.

So you shrug and give him a sheet of paper with your name and number, "Call me, if you want to eat here again. I can get you a slot."

"Y/N Y/L/N..." He mutters your name. Cole doesn't really believe that a waitress, no offense, can get him a decent booking for Savory ... Savoir, or something. But as your ride stops in front of you, he doesn't really believe that a young waitress could get a chauffer to open the door for her and get on a fancy BMW either.

But he really wants to eat here again. The tasty veal and the marvelous red wine made sure of that.

"You don't look like you work for this restaurant." Cole places the piece of paper carefully in his pocket, tugging at his tie because his throat feels dry all of a sudden. Gesturing at your ride and your coat, he grins, "You're not gonna be Hannibal, are you?"

You choke out a laugh, "No promises."

"As long as veal is on the table," He purses his lips, posing a care-free expression, "I'd do anything for a slot."

"Right." You don't buy that. Not a single bit. "Nice meeting you, Mr. Coca Cola."

"It's Cole-" He snorts at this inside joke.

When you wave and roll up the car window, telling your chauffer to drive.

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[pachis]

☆ ¿Realmente mordiste la mantequilla si nadie te vio hacerlo? ☆

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S H I P : L I D I L L O

(Disclaimer: estos personajes no me pertenecen)

C A P I T U L O III

-Que significo todo eso? - Exclamo Maria Libertad

Tras la incomoda cena con el padre de Carrillo, el joven se vio en la obligación de llevar a Liddy al lugar más alejado que conocía, la antigua estación de trenes, para que pudieran hablar sin problema. Más que hablar, la chica quería vomitarle en la cara la montaña rusa de emociones a la que la había arrastrado desde el día que se conocieron. Y por supuesto, exigirle una explicación lógica al descaro de llamarla y tratarla como su novia, luego de ignorarla durante días.

Carrillo sabía muy bien lo que sentía su contraparte, así que respiro profundo y antes de que Liddy comenzara su discurso reprobatorio, hablo.

-Necesito tu ayuda, tengo que casarme en el próximo mes, por favor, casate conmigo.

Desde ese punto Carrillo comenzó a hablar sin pausa, con el propósito de no dar espacios para que María Libertad se negara antes de escuchar todo lo que debía decir

-Sé que te parecerá inverosímil, pero soy el heredero de una empresa multimillonaria. Mi padre, el hombre con el que acabas de cenar, es el CEO de Coca-Cola. Al ser el primogénito de la familia, soy el que esta destinado a heredar el imperio. Después de mí, está mi medio hermano Cuco, una persona con la que no tengo la mejor relación. Hace un tiempo, descubrí que estaba involucrado en cosas oscuras, negocios sucios de los que, sinceramente, no te puedo hablar en este momento. Créeme, es más peligroso de lo que te imaginas. No puedo imaginar hasta donde podría llegar si él hereda la empresa. A pesar de todo esto, mi padre me ha impuesto una condición innegociable, debo casarme si quiero convertirme en el próximo CEO.

Aquellas palabras dejaron a María libertad completamente paralizada. Todo lo que había planeado gritarle en la cara cuando se vieran se desvaneció en su cerebro. Por primera vez en su vida, no sabía qué decir, como si hubieran aspirado todas las palabras de su garganta.

Carrillo se percato de eso, así que volvió a hablar

-La noche que pasamos juntos fue mágica para mi, pero no estoy acostumbrado a sentir amor. Soy alguien frío, de pocos sentimientos. Sin embargo te prometo, si te casas conmigo, firmaremos un contrato: serás completamente libre y te daré lo que quieras. Tan solo será un tiempo, luego nos podemos divorciar.

La idea de un romance de película había quedado atrás en el mundo de fantasías de la Liddy. Sentía como si, tras un largo viaje, hubiese aterrizado de golpe en una fría realidad, un contrato que no contemplaba caricias ni detalles. Sin embargo, la historia de Carrillo la había conmovido profundamente, despertando en ella el deseo de ayudarle con todo su corazón. Pero no estaba segura de si aquello valía el sacrificio de su propia paz mental.

-Dime, qué quieres? -Dijo Carrillo cómo ultimo recurso.

-Un Chevy

Aquellas palabras salieron de su boca antes de que siquiera pudiera procesarlas, tomándola por sorpresa a ella misma. ¿Qué significaba todo aquello? Había aceptado, sin pensarlo, casarse con el hombre que la había dejado sufriendo a cambio de un Chevy.

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Al día siguiente, Carrillo tocaba el timbre del viejo departamento de María libertad. Cuando la chica bajo, el hombre se sorprendió por la belleza natural de su futura esposa. Llevaba una falda de mezclilla corta y una blusa algo seductora pero básica, acompañada por unas ballerinas de taco bajo y el pelo recogido a la mitad. Demostraba sin querer lo bella que podía verse con las cosas más simples.

Átras de Carrillo estaba su preciado Chevy, y aunque sea por unos pocos segundos, pensó que quizás había sido buena idea firmar el contrato.

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-Esta es tu agenda

Carrillo extendió hacia María libertad un cuadernillo, un poco más grande que una mano. La muchacha no entendía nada hasta que lo ojeo y se percato que se trataba un calendario con todas las actividades a las que debía presentarse como prometida del futuro CEO.

Muchas de ellas eran aburridas con tan solo escucharlas, y otras la entusiasmaban un poco más, como las subastas de arte. También estaba decidida a averiguar un poco más sobre Cuco en el caso que su mejor amiga pudiera estar en peligro.

-Y vivirás conmigo

Aquellas palabras sacaron completamente a Maria Libertad de sus pensamientos. No esperaba tal proposición, aunque ya no sabía a que atenerse de ahora en adelante.

-Por supuesto que no, yo tengo mi independencia y se quedará así.

-Te prometo que será por un tiempo solamente. No es creíble que una pareja joven comprometida no quiera vivir juntos. Viviremos en mi penthouse y mantendrás tu total independencia.

Una parte de Liddy pensaba que todo era una completa locura, pero otra pequeña parte albergaba la esperanza de lograr encontrar nuevamente a aquel hombre que conoció esa vez en el bar y que la tuvo total y completamente enamorada.

[compneuropapers]

Interesting Papers for Week 41, 2023

Extended perceptive field revealed in humans with binocular fusion disorders. Benhaim-Sitbon, L., Lev, M., & Polat, U. (2023). Scientific Reports, 13, 6584.

View cells in the hippocampus and prefrontal cortex of macaques during virtual navigation. Corrigan, B. W., Gulli, R. A., Doucet, G., Mahmoudian, B., Abbass, M., Roussy, M., … Martinez‐Trujillo, J. C. (2023). Hippocampus, 33(5), 573–585.

Decision heuristics in contexts integrating action selection and execution. Dundon, N. M., Colas, J. T., Garrett, N., Babenko, V., Rizor, E., Yang, D., … Grafton, S. T. (2023). Scientific Reports, 13, 6486.

Independent effects of emotional arousal and reward anticipation on episodic memory formation. Gieske, A., & Sommer, T. (2023). Cerebral Cortex, 33(8), 4527–4541.

Molecular encoding of stimulus features in a single sensory neuron type enables neuronal and behavioral plasticity. Harris, N., Bates, S. G., Zhuang, Z., Bernstein, M., Stonemetz, J. M., Hill, T. J., … Sengupta, P. (2023). Current Biology, 33(8), 1487-1501.e7.

The temporal and contextual stability of activity levels in hippocampal CA1 cells. Hayashi, Y., Kobayakawa, K., & Kobayakawa, R. (2023). Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, 120(17), e2221141120.

Accounting for endogenous effects in decision-making with a non-linear diffusion decision model. Hoxha, I., Chevallier, S., Ciarchi, M., Glasauer, S., Delorme, A., & Amorim, M.-A. (2023). Scientific Reports, 13, 6323.

A model for transforming egocentric views into goal‐directed behavior. LaChance, P. A., & Taube, J. S. (2023). Hippocampus, 33(5), 488–504.

Cognitive influences on fixational eye movements. Lin, Y.-C., Intoy, J., Clark, A. M., Rucci, M., & Victor, J. D. (2023). Current Biology, 33(8), 1606-1612.e4.

Environmental context-dependent activation of dopamine neurons via putative amygdala-nigra pathway in macaques. Maeda, K., Inoue, K., Takada, M., & Hikosaka, O. (2023). Nature Communications, 14, 2282.

Threat and Reward Imminence Processing in the Human Brain. Murty, D. V. P. S., Song, S., Surampudi, S. G., & Pessoa, L. (2023). Journal of Neuroscience, 43(16), 2973–2987.

Danger Changes the Way the Brain Consolidates Neutral Information; and Does So by Interacting with Processes Involved in the Encoding of That Information. Qureshi, O. A., Leake, J., Delaney, A. J., Killcross, S., Westbrook, R. F., & Holmes, N. M. (2023). Journal of Neuroscience, 43(16), 2934–2949.

Neural Index of Reinforcement Learning Predicts Improved Stimulus-Response Retention under High Working Memory Load. Rac-Lubashevsky, R., Cremer, A., Collins, A. G. E., Frank, M. J., & Schwabe, L. (2023). Journal of Neuroscience, 43(17), 3131–3143.

Proprioception gates visual object fixation in flying flies. Rimniceanu, M., Currea, J. P., & Frye, M. A. (2023). Current Biology, 33(8), 1459-1471.e3.

Cross-stage neural pattern similarity in the hippocampus predicts false memory derived from post-event inaccurate information. Shao, X., Li, A., Chen, C., Loftus, E. F., & Zhu, B. (2023). Nature Communications, 14, 2299.

Superficial‐layer versus deep‐layer lateral entorhinal cortex: Coding of allocentric space, egocentric space, speed, boundaries, and corners. Wang, C., Lee, H., Rao, G., Doreswamy, Y., Savelli, F., & Knierim, J. J. (2023). Hippocampus, 33(5), 448–464.

Dendrites help mitigate the plasticity-stability dilemma. Wilmes, K. A., & Clopath, C. (2023). Scientific Reports, 13, 6543.

Infants and toddlers leverage their understanding of action goals to evaluate agents who help others. Woo, B. M., & Spelke, E. S. (2023). Child Development, 94(3), 734–751.

Plastic and stimulus-specific coding of salient events in the central amygdala. Yang, T., Yu, K., Zhang, X., Xiao, X., Chen, X., Fu, Y., & Li, B. (2023). Nature, 616(7957), 510–519.

Unsupervised approach to decomposing neural tuning variability. Zhu, R. J. B., & Wei, X.-X. (2023). Nature Communications, 14, 2298.

[velvetvexations]

Your Coca-Cola™ post is really good and made me laugh because I as someone who would be deemed by the people you argue with TME fucking LOVE Cherry Coke. My femininity is trans and so is my soda I guess! (Btw I hope you know that your like. energy and strength on this blog have been catalogued in my womanhood index because you are (one of) the kind of woman I want to be - also i'm bigender for clarity so there's two indexes)

just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cooolaaa

[sweetsweethate]

yo: wow que bien que ya no tengo 13 años ahora soy mucho mas madura

also yo: *ve la opcion de añadir a la cola* sjahsajkdhasdj c o l a

[jazzyinspace]

🌱, 🧠, 🎯 and ⬇️?

Thank you so much! 💜

fallout 76 character ask

🌱 What's their basic information? Name, gender, age, that sort of thing

💙 Jeffrey Lee Stone, better known as Jeff to most and Jeffy only to Biv E. Ridge and possibly Aries. 

💙 Born on February 20, 2071 to a pair of Free Staters in Harper's Ferry, WV. 

💙 A cryptid whisperer, plant dad, a self-taught-mostly-everything, and a friend to whichever world/time he finds himself in. 

❤️: Nuka-Cola (Nuka-Cherry is his favorite), cryptids, building/tinkering, photography, radstorms, alcohol, pumpkin pie, coffee, music, collecting all of the things (is always over encumbered), and campfires.

❌️: Tick Blood Tequila, running out of materials, The Overseer, Scorched Plague, Mirelurk Kings, hateful people/comments, and hostile robots. 

🧠 What are their SPECIAL stats? Are there any perks or mutations that they use frequently/all the time?

S | 15 | Gladiator+, Incisor, Martial Artist

P | 8 | Commando+, Concentrated Fire, Green Thumb

E | 9 | Lifegiver, Adamantium Skeleton, Cola Nut

C | 10 | Inspirational, Hard Bargain, Friendly Fire 

I | 8 | Scrapper, Contractor, Chemist

A | 13 | Action Boy, Marathoner, Sneak, Escape Artist–a lot of these benefit his wasteland photography! 

L | 12 | Starched Genes, Class Freak, Super Duper, Woodchucker, Serendipity

Mutations: Bird Bones, Grounded, Healing Factor, Marsupial (his favorite, if he had to choose), Speed Demon, and Twisted Muscles. 

🎯 Do they have a favourite daily quest? Least favourite?

Favorite: Trick or Treat?

When Jeff first met Jack O' Lantern at the Pumpkin House, he made a promise: 

"Don't worry, Jack O' Lantern. As long as I'm around, you will always have pumpkins to carve." (With Jeff once being terrified of all robots, this was quite the healing moment for him 💙)

Least favorite: The Raider/Settler daily quests–The Importance of Communication, Retirement Plan, Vital Equipment

I should preface this by sharing that Jeff has ally reputations with both the Raiders and Settlers. That said, ever since achieving that level of trust, he seldom ever visits The Crater or Foundation anymore. It was tough getting through their daily quests respectively, but Jeff was dedicated to keeping the peace between both factions. So, he would endure–searching endlessly for vacuum tubes, charming Raider hunters, and waiting for Ward to wake up to deliver precious equipment–out of kindness. 

⬇️ The Mole Miners?

Jeff is a long-time customer of Purveyor Murmrgh, choosing to follow her from her old shop out in Berkeley Springs to The Rusty Pick. She doesn't always have the best deals for him, but when she does…it's a real lifesaver. 

Really, Jeff has a soft spot for The Mole Miners. It's upsetting to him how they can't enjoy their treasures without being hunted, whether they are roaming around Appalachia or in Monongah. He would love to be allied to them, but until that day comes, he can only wish them the best. 💙

[butchertongue]

I was tagged by @localsealboy to answer these questions. Thank you!! 

rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag blogs you would like to get to know better.

a - age: 24

b - birthplace: The Netherlands

c -current time: 21:06

d - drink you last had: Coca Cola. Unfortunately, I am addicted to Coca Cola. 

e - easiest person/people to talk to: My partners! Also Eleana @polypanic deserves a special shout out. 

f - favorite song: How can I just pick one song? Achilles come down from Gang of Youths imeditaly comes to mind, and Hozier's Diner and Diatrides and Vienna by Billy Joel.

g - grossest memory: eh... I don't wish to trigger my friends with emetophobia.

h -horror yes or horror no: Yes horror. My current blog icon is Carrie even. Horror is my absolute favorite genre. I think, when done right, it can be used to explore a lot of societal commontary. It's a genre in which anything can happen, such a playground! 

i -in love?: Very much so with my two wonderful partners <3.

j - jealous of people?: Not jealous but more envy. in a sense that I might want what something (like owning a house, a better job etc.) Never in a way that I want something and therefore think someone else doesn’t deserve it. I feel like that’s healthy.

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: Always walk by again! Love at first conversation though, I believe in that. 

m - middle name: Don’t have one, maybe if I ever legally change my name I will get one?

n - number of siblings: 1 younger brother.

o - one wish: I wish you the best.

p - person you called last: My mom. We call often. 

q -question you are always asked: *in the middle of a completly different conversation, sometimes mid-sentence* Wait, you have two different coloured eyes? (yes, I do!) 

r - reason to smile: 10 years ago I was a depressed weirdo lonely teenager. Today I'm surrounded by people who care about me and who I love in return. I'm currently only doing things that make me happy. My cat is taking a nap beside me. I've made it :).

s - song you sang last: I hum and sing all the time subconciously. It's probably Strawberry blond by Mitski today.

t -time you woke up: at 8:15, snoozed til 9:00 and then I decided nope, went back to bed til noon.

u - underwear colour: Black.

v - vacation destination: I have two seperate trips to London plannend. I have already been to London this year. I keep going to London. Why do I keep going to London?

w -worst habit: I'll just say it, I'm bad with money. Which is bad because I have a job and I have acces to adult money. On the brightside, I have to coolest wardrobe.

x - x-rays: Broke my knee 3 years ago. I have a beautiful X-ray and even a 3D model of that masterpiece :). No I haven't recoverd and I probably never walk normally again. :( (chronic pain gain, rise up)

y - your favorite food: I think sushi is overrated, and yet it is sushi.

z - zodiac sign: I'm a June Gemini with Scorpio rising. If I believed in astrology, I think this would explain a lot about me.

I'll tag some people I would like to know better @userparamore @queenvevo and I'll tag @nebulousnebblets because I can.

[xoteajays]

If you’ve already done this for her then sorry, BUT: WBW for my sunshine baby Naila?? 🖤🖤🖤

B A S I C S

full name: naila hesham el shafei.

gender: cis female.

sexuality: biromantic bisexual.

pronouns: she/her.

O T H E R S

family: single child of a mother and father who both died in the intial outbreak; previously deeply connected with cesar (who is now potentially dead) and then hera (who now lives in a qz).

birthplace: tanta, egypt.

job: none pre-outbreak, was still deciding on a study path for college; farmer/survivalist post-outbreak.

phobias: getting infected, extreme heights, most insects but especially cockroaches, earwigs, and termites.

guilty pleasures: hoarded cherry-cola-flavoured treats at the start of the outbreak.

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: somewhere on ‘good’, can’t decide if lawful or neutral.

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert / extrovert

organized / disorganized

close minded / open-minded

calm / anxious

disagreeable / agreeable

cautious / reckless

patient / impatient

outspoken / reserved

leader / follower

empathetic / unemphatic

optimistic / pessimistic

traditional / modern

hard-working / lazy

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: naila x joel miller

ot3: in an au world, naila x joel x tess

brotp: naila + ellie in a miss honey + matilda way

notp: naila x ellie

world building wednesday

[a-z0-9-i-n-gram-completionist]

1:    1 2 3 4 5 6 9 a b c d e f g h i k l m n o p r s t u w y    28/36    (21/26)    (7/10)

2:    15 19 22 33 44 91 99 ac ag am an ar as at au ay ba bc bi bl bo ca ce ch ck co cu da de di ed ef el en er es fo fr ge gn gu hd he hi ho ic id ie ig im io ir is kn la lc lp lr ma mb me mp nc nd ne nn no ns nt oc of ol om on or ow pa pe pt ra rc re rn rt ry sc si ss st sw te th ti to tr tt tu ui ul um ur uy we wi wn    105/1296    (98/676)    (7/100)

3:    199 991 ack age ama anc and ann arc ast ate ati ato att aur bac bir blr bor can che cho col com cul day des die elc enc ent era esi for fra fre gns gui guy hda hef his hoc hon ich ide ied ier ign imp ion irt iss kno lat lco lpt mar mau mbl mpe nce nch nes nne now nti oco ola ome orn own pas per ptu ran rat rch ren res rth scu sig str swi ten thd tie tio tor try tte tum tur uic ulp umb ure ury wel wis    101/46656    (99/17576)    (2/1000)

4:    1991 amau ance anne arch astr atie ator atte aury back birt born cann chef choc chon cola come culp desi died elco ench enti erat esig fran fren guic hday hoco icho ides igns impe irth know late lati lcom lptu marc maur mblr mper nnes nown ntio ocol olat past pera ptur ranc rato renc rthd scul sign stry swis tent thda tier tion tten tumb ture uich ulpt umbl ures welc wiss    75/1679616    (74/456976)    (1/10000)

5:    amaur annes astry atier atten birth canne choco colat culpt desig elcom entio erato esign franc frenc guich hocol ichon imper irthd known latie lcome lptur march maury mpera ntion ocola olate olati pastr perat pture rance rator rench rthda sculp signs swiss tenti thday ttent tumbl tures uicho ulptu umblr welco    52/60466176    (52/11881376)

6:    amaury attent birthd cannes chocol colate colati culptu design elcome ention erator esigns france french guicho hocola impera irthda latier lpture mperat ocolat olatie pastry perato ptures rthday sculpt tentio ttenti tumblr uichon ulptur welcom    35/2176782336    (35/308915776)

7:    attenti birthda chocola colatie culptur designs guichon hocolat imperat irthday lptures mperato ocolate ocolati olatier perator sculptu tention ttentio ulpture welcome    21/78364164096    (21/8031810176)

8:    attentio birthday chocolat colatier culpture hocolate hocolati imperato mperator ocolatie sculptur ttention ulptures    13/2821109907456    (13/208827064576)

9:    attention chocolate chocolati culptures hocolatie imperator ocolatier sculpture    8/101559956668416    (8/5429503678976)

10:    chocolatie hocolatier sculptures    3/3656158440062976    (3/141167095653376)

11:    chocolatier    1/131621703842267136    (1/3670344486987776)

ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

[babyawacs]

#undsoerklaereichesmeinenkindern @deutschland @bild @phoenix_de #criminalsecuritypolicy #ugh #alibis #no_intel _overwatch ? #shows_s_not_them #simply #one_facette_of_criminal_securitypolicy #gitmo_mom _vs_president #expended .@law @harvard_law .@bbcr4sundays .@scotus @scotus @scotusblog @all @world @bbc_whys #cases_where_judges_were_obliged_to_first_hunt_down_all_the_excesses_inthefirstplace_to_even_ma ke_it_s_e_e_m_dueprocess #obliged_to_firstly_avert_continuation_of_crimes #which_scums_did_not_u nderstand_and_cut_down_judges_as_too_victim_biased #it_is_gerrmany ‎ "... die stateofmind point a to g oder war es point a toh doerso wie esist als zombi zombizusein  und vor allem wie s c h w e r s t e geisteskrankheiten einfach nur schmutzige stigmas sind die geheimdienste nutzen  weil sich schwerste geisteskrankheiten nicht an strikte zombi zeit halten und dann strikt wieder nicht  aberdie ... hollywood version dessen : s wie ein typ der sich fuer napoleon haelt weil es staendige kraenkungen loest es loest und mildert staendige kraenkungen als u r s a c h e  : ist dann aber d e n n o c h  nur ein napoleon penner in seiner kammer. mit cola. oder... selbstverleugnung aus schmerzvermeidung: wenn all all al all da s grauenvollste einfach... .. a n d e r s j e m a n d war dann ist das alles ghotttthseidank. man nicht selbst. zb aeh aeh aeh w u e r g e p r ie s t e r die misbrauch voegeln :  aber die l o e s u n g fuer welche  u r s a c h e ist psychologie s e l t en s t e  schwerste formen von geisteskrankheiten sind in hollywood version uebergeschnappt mit knarre weil geheimdienste immer all die ganze schweinere und geheimdienst koma s mit i r g e nd e t w a s uebertuenchenmuessen das was alle wissen braucht ein alibi fuer die jenigen die esnicht wissen die gebumsten hilflose opfer gemacht  sofunktioniert das: aber..aber.. aber.. der die jenige... schmerzvermeidung haeltsich doch fuer jemand... voellig... a n d e r e n dem das n i c h t ! passiert!  .. .. inder kammer.. dann.. .. : koma der geheimdienste ist nicht das da  kauft sich hald ne cola ..was schon.. in derkammer.. bis zur naechsten nacht"

#undsoerklaereichesmeinenkindern @deutschland @bild @phoenix_de #criminalsecuritypolicy #ugh #alibis #no_intel_overwatch ? #shows_s_not_them #simply #one_facette_of_criminal_securitypolicy #gitmo_mom_vs_president #expended .@law @harvard_law .@bbcr4sundays .@scotus @scotus @scotusblog @all @world…

[amikufanlol]

I will now be proceeding to post random pictures of stuff I got on a trip I just got home from.

Saw this at a Round1 at the area to redeem tickets. Couldn’t resist.

There are three Kirbies. One only tells the truth. Another only lies. The third just says ��wanya’. You can only ask 3 yes or no questions.

WHAT THE FRICK THERE IS A FREAKING C O L A RING POP? (Ate it. Did NOT taste like Cola at all.)

Hampters. Two duplicates and another